03
Sep

parnela-lansbury:

kenezbian:

soulmate AU where you wake up on your 18th birthday with the first words your soulmate will say to you tattooed on your body so you’ll know them when you meet them

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admittedly, there are a few bugs in the system

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02
Sep

ben-c:

bonaventure-:

if someone ever calls u a mean name just respond “nah” like how do you even respond to that realistically 

some person: hey asstown 
you: nah 
some person:

i think my favourite part about this post is that out of all the mean names someone could realistically call you, they chose “asstown”

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02
Sep

urtube:

"Learn to take a joke"

Yeah learn to make one

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01
Sep

donaldsterlingsshriveledpenis:

If you think eating healthy is cheap you either live with your parents or have never actually been to a grocery store

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#legit tho how much does fresh meat and veg cost are u high
01
Sep

mysharona1987:

"Don’t wear a hoodie if you don’t want to be mistaken for a criminal and shot."

"Don’t get drunk at a party if you don’t want to be sexually assaulted."

"Don’t argue with a cop if you don’t want to get killed."

"Don’t walk home by yourself if you don’t want to get raped."

Victim blaming 101: Everyone should live in fear from ever doing anything.

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30
Aug

thats-slightly-raven:

My milkshakes bring all the boys to the yard. GRAVEYARD hahaha enjoy that cyanide milkshake you piece of shit

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30
Aug

apatheticghost:

Misogynists HATE her! Local woman is woman

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29
Aug

maghrabiyya:

micdotcom:

11 ways to solve rape better than nail polish

The more we depend on women to prevent rape, the easier it is to blame them when it happens to them. Here’s a look at the well-documented ways we can actually stop rape. Maybe it’s time we invest a little more time and resources into implementing them before we send gallons of nail polish to colleges across the country.

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I’ve known too many women to be raped, had nurses and liaison officers tell them that they had enough evidence, and then the police do fuck all to the rapist and let him walk free and continue his life as normal while the victim has to struggle every day to cope with the shit they put them through.

This has happened to too many women I love. Way too fucking many.

One person I know who was raped, the police even found CCTV footage of the actual incident, but apparently that wasn’t enough to convict him either.

Think about that.

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29
Aug

twlboaj:

on a scale from Matilda to Carrie how well do you handle having telekinesis and terrible parents

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28
Aug

catp0rn:

theveganescapist:

guavasaur:

dimedog:

a small cat

a baby

that’s the purriest meow I’ve ever heard

I need to pet this cat

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28
Aug

d-ymt:

おばけの足元照明

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28
Aug
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28
Aug
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28
Aug

mrsmarymorstan:

When Deborah stole Norman’s custard. She confessed and let him know what she had done ASAP.

When Diana allowed Iain’s Ice Cream to melt, she just blamed him and said nothing!!!

May all her bakes be dry with soggy bottoms.

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#tbh I think it was just a whole mess of shit that no one meant to happen #I still like her
28
Aug

lisabeam:

fahbulus:

taking selfies with my friends like

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aren’t those the guys from scrubs?

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